You Know These Guys...

Our good friends at FoxNews ran a story over the weekend concerning Grady "Skip" Wilburn Dollar, 64, and Mickey Joe Hill, 37, both of whom hail from the Heart of Dixie, Moulton, Alabama. However, they could be some of you guys' neighbors.

It seems our good friends "Skip" and Mickey Joe were sitting around as men are wont to do, drinking some frosty beverages. The article even points out that their "beer" of choice was Natural Light.

Well, they ran out and somebody had to go to the store. I guess Mickey Joe volunteered to go, and ol' Skip gave him a ten-spot. When Mickey Joe returned, he only had 4 Natty Lights!! Everybody knows that a tenner will bring back a half rack of that goat pee. Rightly annoyed, but apparently willing to shake it off, Skipster asked for one of the beers...and Mickey Joe REFUSED! What's more, he pushed the poor old codger. (Natty Light WILL make you crazy...see below)

At this point anything is possible. Not only was Skip cheated out of his change, that little turd wouldn't even give him one of the cold ones HIS MONEY BOUGHT. A man can only take so much. Especially under the influence of the most Natural of Light beers. So Skip did what any self-respecting, drunken, elderly Southerner would do; he went to the kitchen, retrieved a butcher knife, and stabbed Mickey Joe in what the article calls his "lower abdomen". You know as well as I do what that old man was trying to do.

The last line of the whole article is fitting I think. It reads:

"Dollar was free on $5,000 bond. Richard said records did not reflect that he had hired an attorney, and there was no telephone listing in Dollar's name."

So Mr. Dollar nearly castrated a man over $6 and a Natural Light, but can cough up 5 grand in bail? Also, are you as surprised as I was to find out that there was no telephone listed in Skip's name? I'm speechless.

Here's the link to the FoxNews story: Beer Fight!